Lead Balloon - Season 1 Episode 5

Rick buys a pistachio coloured motor scooter, which causes general derision and comments that it makes him look gay. He decides that the purchase of a leather jacket would give a more butch semblance but his paranoia about being mistaken for a gay leads to some unfortunately homophobic comments at the Annual Hairdressers Awards. After a run in with Mr. Tilak, the stroppy dry cleaner over some 'invisible' mending, Rick ends up painting his scooter black.