Phoenix Nights - Season 1 Episode 3

The Phoenix puts on a \”\”Pyskick\”\” night. But following a fire safety inspection the club is forced to close. Brian fakes a heart attack to prevent a speeding fine, and later blackmails fire safety official Keith Lard into granting them a fire safety licence by using a forged photos of Keith getting frisky with a dog. The Show goes on with \”\”pyskick\”\” Clinton Baptiste offending the punters and calling one a \”\”nonce\”\” leading to him getting knocked out. Paddy and Max discuss Sean Connery\’s wigs.