Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 2 Episode 3

Jonny is jealous when Janet finds a love letter from handsome old flame Andy, though she tells him she is merely being nostalgic. To allay his fears she introduces him to 'Andy', who is actually wimpy little Colin from the chemist's. Louise goes off James and wonders if she is a lesbian, getting Donna and Janet to experiment with her, though it does nothing for her and she realises that she just does not fancy James. Meanwhile, Flo wants Donna to move out so that she can turn her room into a saucy massage parlour.