Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5 Episode 7

Louise goes to court, argues with the magistrate, and is giving community service: supervising teenage girls. Janet and Johnny wake up in their wedding clothes in the back of a truck containing dressed crabs. Fearful that their marriage is fated to never take place, Janet confesses to Jonny about her night with Gaz, but he laughs it off. Donna and Gaz decide to form an alliance which will save the day, posing as Janet and Jonny at the registry office so that they will have a proper marriage certificate.