Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 9 Episode 4

After customizing his wheelchair, Gaz decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics, so Donna becomes his trainer–with a routine that forbids sex. He enters for a marathon but is rubbish and comes last, so he abandons his dream. Cassie and Billy go on their first date, which is also Billy's first date of any kind but it is a success after Billy discovers that he is a masochist who likes to be hurt. Tim goes to the rugby changing room to explain things to Helena, but is pleasantly side-tracked by nude hunks who mistake him for a physiotherapist and ask him to give them a massage.